NWT: Alcohol is like sex butter porn bacon and revenge - there is no such thing as enough.

HLJY: Revenge. You definitely can have enough of revenge.

NWT: That means you have not had your revenge yet.

"And I tell you, the other colleagues who did not have to go to that Women's Empowerment Workshop had to go to a how-to-give-handjobs workshop. So much more practical. And the rest were taught how to draw their vulvas."

~ Overheard at Book Cafe

Also, beautiful proved to me that I was dumber then a cell phone made by a finnish guy. I do wish I could spell. 

quiet.

Why can't I care???

So I just got back from Israel, and there is nothing much to say.

H: Pray that I ------
D: I don't do that shit, Hannah.

Yeah, I don't do crack no more either. So what's left?

Is it ironic when people say: Wait did you just mean that in a non-ironic way? When it probably wasn't irony the other party was missing, but sarcasm instead?

Damn you Alanis for screwing me over.

Not to be dramatic...

Take my love, but not my ability to love again. Indeed, it would be a shame to lose it all to fear. I remember Seth telling me once, that if fear is the only thing that is stopping you from doing something, do it. So yes, I will bungee jump one day.

But on that note, fear is probably an indicator of other things to worry about and I'm learning that having an identity that has been constructed and reconstructed by different hands means fissures and cracks. But with that comes a beautiful terrain.

So teach me again, in all things, grace. 

Stopped in mid-track faced with something I completely fail to understand. 

Left with nothing but to be patient, with the impossible task of replacing a patronizing nod with true grace.

Beautiful was right, it is a sad day when the tables turn and we become the upholders and protectors, if only because now we can. I guess in that light, it becomes so much easier.

MS  :  i heard a rumor that you wanna fight me. ill fight ya. bring it on

HL  :  YAH WELL IT"S ON BUDDY. IMMA TAKE YOU ON AND TAKE YOU DOWN

MS  :  just try

HL  :  I won't try. I WILL

MS  :  im gonna send you a package and youll be like: oh, how nice, and when you open the box a knock out punch will fly at you from thebox

HL  :  OH YEAH I WILL SEND YOU YOUR OWN SEVERED HAND IN THE BOX. WHEN YOU RECEIVE IT YOU"LL BE OH HOW NICE BUT THEN YOU WON"T BE ABLE TO OPEN IT COS YOU HAVE NO HAND.

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The best things come from the worst disasters, indeed!