An insight on the minds of the people I live with and love.

Them trying to talk to me on MSN when i'm away

adrian - habis... says:
pooboob

adrian - habis... says:
wicky wicky wah

adrian - habis... says:
wicky wicky wah

adrian - habis... says:
wah wah west

adrian - habis... says:
jim west

adrian - habis... says:
desperado

adrian - habis... says:
something something something

adrian - habis... says:
wah wah west

adrian - habis... says:
SMRD

... So that's one... here's another.

Dave says:
hello

Dave says:
so

Dave says:
yo

Dave says:
hey

Dave says:
oi

Dave says:
*whistle*

Dave says:
*smooch smooch* you know that thing they do in Singapore (the thing guys do to get a girls attention)

Dave says:
you!

Dave says:
are you there (isn't that such a stupid question... i mean of you are there if you answer and if you don't of course you are not there)

Dave says:
pick up pick pick up

Dave says:
HANNAH!

Dave says:
U

Dave says:
k ah.... i go ah... leave you alone ah

Dave says:
hah (that singaporean haaah)

Dave says:
what's that thing you are holding

Dave says:
are you seeing how long i can talk to myself

Dave says:
because i can go on and on and on

Dave says:
i'm not kidding

Dave says:
if i was kidding, i would say "knock knock..."

Dave says:
you would say who's there

Dave says:
I would say "banana"

Dave says:
ok but seriously

Dave says:
Did you hear about the guy who drove his Ford Chevy truck into the lake?

It sank... like a rock!

Dave says:
wanna hear the worst joke in the world (say nothing if yes)

Dave says:
Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he''s dead.

Dave says:
ok ok

Dave says:
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

Dave says:
God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

Dave says:
yeah

Dave says:
this one is pretty good

Dave says:
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my penis go to town and ask the doctor what to do."
So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake w
Dave says:
what do I do?"

The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venim."

Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"

Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"

Dave says:
butt, the t is silent but deadly

Dave says:
alright... i'm getting bored of talking to myself

Dave says:
you win

Dave says:
hey, time to eat

Dave says:
eat eat eat

Amazing eh? Here's another one. in a picture.


"To blow out your birthday candles, you must blow though this bamboo pole."

Ha. Darn thing wasn't hollow.