OH MY GOD GUYS I HAVE FOUND THE PEFFCT TERM TO DESCRIBE ME AND MY DESIRE TO BE HIPPIE:

1.	Hippycrite
	A fake hippy who complains about every polluting object known to man but uses the same products that they complain about. Oh those awful cars but hey I just bought a Suburban! Check it out it has a V8! by Chris Walker Oct 29, 2004 email it

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