It's in his kiss... just don't expect it anywhere else.

Boyfriend: ... i hope it makes u happy. I can't deal with sappy... sometimes

Me: Sappy? What do you mean?

Boyfriend: mmm.... like when you sulk sometimes.... about how life is bad to you. I'm like... well f**k you.
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Me: Am I an ok girlfriend?

Boyfriend: You're the best girlfriend I've ever had!

Me: Shut up.

Boyfriend: if that's any consolation

I'm his first girlfriend.