[Boyfriend leaves the train and Hannah fumbles about with her iPod]
Good Looking Guy [gesturing to his seat]: do you want to sit down?
Hannah [Noticing GLG's gesturing only after a few moments. Confused]: huh?
GLG: Do you want to sit?
Hannah: ha? Uh, not it's ok. I'm uh... young and very energetic.
GLG: Yes I can tell.
Hannah [not knowing when to stop]: Do I look pregnant? Cos I'm not!
GLG [Stressed]: Uh, yes... I know you're not.
Hannah [still on a roll]: That was great by the way. Please don't let this stop you from offering your seat to others.
GLG [Dives into his bag and fumbles around]: ...
[fumbles for an extraordinary long time, never looks up again]
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Everytime I see a free Tibet protest, I get angry all over again.
3 comments:
Angry? Me too. They SAY "free", but the fine print says "with purchase of any one of the following ten value meals".
whenever I see that I consider the semantics and rememer family guy.
"Free tibet!"
"I'll take it! China? I have something you want...but it's going to cost you....that's right...all the tea"
exactly!!! It makes me laugh too. And value meals and very really valuable.
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