Whitie Tighties

Here are the results

Jarrett Likes
Apologies
Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music
Arts Degrees
Asian Fusion Food
Awareness
Bad Memories of High School
Book Deals
Coffee
Dinner Parties
Diversity
Facebook
Farmer’s Markets
Gentrification
Gifted Children
Graduate School
Grammar
Having Gay Friends
Irony
The Ivy League
Kitchen Gadgets
Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
Lawyers
Living by the Water
Microbreweries
Music Piracy
Musical Comedy
Not having a TV
Plays
Recycling
St. Patrick’s Day
Sushi
Sweaters
T-Shirts
Tea
The Onion
Vintage
Wine

Hannah Likes
80s Night
Apologies
Apple Products
Architecture
Arrested Development
Arts Degrees
Awareness
Barack Obama
Being an expert on YOUR culture
Being Offended
Book Deals
Children’s Games as Adults
Coffee
The Daily Show/Colbert Report
Difficult Breakups
Dinner Parties
Dogs
Facebook
Farmer’s Markets
Film Festivals
Girls with Bangs
Graduate School
Grammar
Hating Corporations
Having Black Friends
Having Gay Friends
Indie Music
Irony
Japan
Juno
Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
Lawyers
Living by the Water
Marijuana
Modern Furniture
Mos Def
Music Piracy
Musical Comedy
Natural Medicine
Non-Profit Organizations
Not having a TV
Plays
Religions their parents don’t belong to
Sarah Silverman
Scarves
Self Aware Hip Hop References
Shorts
St. Patrick’s Day
Study Abroad
Tea
Toyota Prius
Traveling
Vintage
Wes Anderson Movies
Wine
Writers Workshops
Yoga

Verdict:
Jarrett: 38
Hannah: 57

Hannah's more white.